My sister says it's cool.

BLARG

It really makes me nervous when one of the people who could potentially be Vice President - or PRESIDENT, if the need arises - doesn’t know what the “Bush Doctrine” is.

Maybe nervous isn’t the right word.

More like pissed off.

ARRRRRRRGH.

Make her conclusion about SOCIAL anxiety, and you have a dead ringer! :)

Make her conclusion about SOCIAL anxiety, and you have a dead ringer! :)


Sea Otter! (via jhartney)

Sea Otter! (via jhartney)


It’s probably very realistic. But good lord, realism is depressing.
I tried to Facebook Graffiti a version of this attack sloth for Mary. It didn’t work out. But still, look at it! It’s a killer!

I tried to Facebook Graffiti a version of this attack sloth for Mary. It didn’t work out. But still, look at it! It’s a killer!


I can’t figure out if I should feel guilty that I’m addicted to caffeine, or happy that I’m not addicted to something more intense.

I am also addicted to cereal.

The Answer

Lots of people would answer the afore-asked question with something cliche, women in particular. Every time I open a magazine, it seems, there is an article about how women should always splurge on nice hair conditioner, great face cream, Jimmy Choo shoes, Balenciaga bags, etc. While those things ARE very nice, I would rather spend my money on my own obsession.

Food.

A person should always spoil themselves with the best food. It is much cheaper to eat unhealthily, but what you eat affects the way you look, the way you feel, and the way you interact with others! How could there be anything else that takes top priority? Plus, it’s fun to cook, fun to eat, fun to grocery shop, fun to go out to eat. Spoil yourself on the right foods and you won’t have to buy a phenomenal face cream or a Balenciaga bag to be healthy and attractive. 

A girl should always spoil herself on good _________ .
— Fill in the blank!